DOE jokes
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Why does former president Donald J. Trump still want the Mexican government to help him to build a wall to keep them out because he is a Christian nationalist on steroids?
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.