DOE jokes
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Memes
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?