DOE jokes
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.