DOE jokes
Why does this exist?
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Memes
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲