DOE jokes
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What does Diana stand for?
Died In A Nasty Accident.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.