DOE jokes
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!