DOE jokes
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!