DOE jokes
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Memes
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.