DOE jokes
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What shampoo does Stephen Hawkings use?
Head & Shoulders.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.