DOE jokes
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.