What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
DOE Jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
