DOE jokes
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
More than five because my basement is still dark.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."