DOE jokes
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Why does everybody like the sun? Because it's hot.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.