DOE jokes
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
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Anyways,
Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
If a midget does meth, does he get high or get medium?
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.