Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
DOE Jokes
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
