DOE jokes

What do an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?

They're both full of child groomers.

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

Why does Britain suck at chess?

They lost their queen.

What does McDonald's and priests have in common?

They put their meat inside 10 year olds.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

What does Godzilla eat for dinner?

The dinner.