What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
DOE Jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
