DOE jokes
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Memes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.