DOE jokes
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.