DOE jokes
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
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What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife is dead.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.