What do Shrek and onions have in common?
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DOE Jokes
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
