Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
DOE Jokes
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
