DOE jokes

Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both can't be found.

Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?

A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC

What does a blind man and your dick have in common?

They both can’t get up without a dog.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they all beat the room for being black.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?

Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?

Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

How does a donkey open a door?

With a don-key.

Why did your father go away?

'Cause he needs da milk.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.

How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just cry in darkness.

What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!