Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
DOE Jokes
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all beat the room for being black.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
