What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
DOE Jokes
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
