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Emo Kid Lightbulb

Anonymous
4 years ago ·
  • How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.

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    Hey, chucklehead! The joke is that emo kids are sad and angsty. Instead of changing a lightbulb, they would rather sit in the dark and cry. It's funny because it plays on the stereotype of emo culture! Listen, you probably think a "firewall" is a wall that is on fire!

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