DOE jokes
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
Blue Winston.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
What does a relationship and suicide have in common?
I always fail on committing.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.