DOE jokes
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What does your head come out of... your brain?