DOE jokes
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.