DOE jokes
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing, then his friend calls and he is groaning. He said he was having cramps, so the husband tells the doctor, "Doc, turn it up to 40%!" So he does, and his friend throws up, so he said, "Doc, turn it up to 100%!" and his friend dies.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?