Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
I'm illegal.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Sign in sheet!
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
