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Mama

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Visa

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Mom

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

Orphan

Why can orphans never go on field trips?

Because they can’t get a parent signature.

Cousin

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

Picture

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Brother

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

Adoption

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.