New Document Jokes

Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.

BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

I'm illegal.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

What is a briefcase?

A short lawsuit.

What do you call a binder with no rings?

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.

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Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.

When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.

When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."