Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
