Document jokes
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Sign in sheet!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.