Document jokes
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Sign in sheet!
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.