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Document Jokes

Research

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Stoner

What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?

A stoner has papers.

Brother

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

Paper

What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?

One has papers.

Visa

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Momma

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

Paper

That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.

Cousin

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

Mom

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."