Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Whatβs the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
I am crying tears of joy rn.π I was wrongfully denied my visa. β οΈ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" π. I was right guys β π«
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
That joke and paper have one thing in common: they're both tearable.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
I'm illegal.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Sign in sheet!
Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."
I picked up a document and I started to feel cold. I looked down at the document and it read DRAFT.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UADjpQQwxYgFtaj8zX7AlpG5JlN4mmJelBFszgvmHHY/edit :Copy and past in ur search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Mike, ID is coming tonight.
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