Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."
The doctor says, "Next, please."
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.
