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The Unheard Patient Gets No Attention From Doctor

    • The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

    The doctor says, "Next, please."

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you dense cabbage. The joke is that the patient is complaining that no one listens to him, and the doctor immediately proves the patient's point by not listening and moving on to the next patient. It's irony, get it? I bet you still have to use your fingers to count.

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    • Comments (49)

    • this guy is on to soem XD

    and I did have just a minute left

    why does everyone have to sleep in when I get a girly friend

    I gotta cut out my sunglasses

    I NEEED you to look at horwaths door

    what is your second hour???

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