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The Unheard Patient Gets No Attention From Doctor

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say."

The doctor says, "Next, please."

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Listen up, you dense cabbage. The joke is that the patient is complaining that no one listens to him, and the doctor immediately proves the patient's point by not listening and moving on to the next patient. It's irony, get it? I bet you still have to use your fingers to count.

Comments (49)

this guy is on to soem XD

and I did have just a minute left

why does everyone have to sleep in when I get a girly friend

I gotta cut out my sunglasses

I NEEED you to look at horwaths door

what is your second hour???

i'll leave it at that