Divorce jokes
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What do you call a cup with a handle?
A mug! HAHA ha... My parents just got a divorce :(
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
Fruit is like ex-wives. They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
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if anyone cares litterally at all this is what I write in my phone so that nobody can find it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do I fall in love if all that happens is they leave, everybody leaves they can never stay they never wanted to stay. I just use love or friendship as a way to be happy for tiny moments in m… Read more
Random question - people with divorced parents, is it better than what it was before? And what does it feel like? I'm curious and need and understanding of it
Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more