Divorce Jokes

Why wont cannibals eat divorced women?

Just to Bitter.

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.

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My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off.

If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?

Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.

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2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho

What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony? May divorce be with you.

Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman

Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀

A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.

Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️

why did miss stephen get divorced? she didn't float too

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

My wife left me and took the kids

A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.