A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
