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DreamBlue

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a dark, shadowy face, looking distressed. The text next to it reads, "I didn't study for the test." The bottom left panel shows a brightly lit face, grinning slightly. The text next to it reads, "It's multi-choice and open-book."

DreamBlue

The meme shows two panels. In the top panel, there are two buttons, one labeled "2+2" and the other "2x2". A hand is hovering over the "2x2" button. The bottom panel shows a person sweating, labeled "Me".

Heroin Monkey

A black kitten is pictured against a white background. Text reads "Beans would like to check your vibe?" and "Do you accept?" underneath. There are two choices under the question: "Yes" and "Drone strike."

PoseidonLm

The image is split into two panels. On the left, there is an Uno card that reads "pollinate without causing mass disease OR draw 25." On the right, there is a person holding a handful of cards looking at the camera with text above them that reads "mosquitoes".

Minecraft

Can i have a girlfriend?

The image shows Thanos, a muscular, purple-skinned villain, clenching his fist with the infinity gauntlet while looking down at a woman with red hair. The text on the image reads: "Can I have a girlfriend?" above Thanos, and "Reality can be whatever I want" below.

OGWhiteBoi69

A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.

andie

The image shows a cloudy sky with an orange hue, and the text says, "Even though you didn't love me if I could turn back time I wouldn't change a thing, in fact I'd fall in love with you all over again."

shaylie lol

The image shows two side-by-side close-up photos of a person making a wry, unimpressed face. Above the photos, the text reads "my guardian angel looking at all my life choices like:". The source "shanelovesmemes" is written in the upper-left corner of the left image.

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows four Uno cards with the phrases "Give her up", "Let her down", "Run-around", and "Desert her", each followed by "OR draw 25." Below the cards is a photo of Rick Astley holding a handful of Uno cards.

MEME LORD

The image shows two side-by-side depictions. On the left, there's a plate of fried food next to a glass of beer, labeled "1500 Calories". On the right, a pack of Marlboro cigarettes is labeled "0 Calories".

Adolf Nigler

Please Stop...

The image shows two parts. On the left, there is a close-up of an Uno card, where the text "Stop killing Jews" is written in the middle, with the text "OR draw 25" below it. On the right, there is a chaotic pattern of overlapping Uno cards, each with the word "Hitler" written on them.

Heroin Monkey

A person is standing in front of a bulletin board with the title "Meet the person responsible for your" followed by the words "choices, grades, success, parents, divorce, actions" each in a separate colored frame.

Heroin Monkey

The image presents a comparison between a "Girlfriend" and a "Leopard 2 A7 Tank". The "Girlfriend" side lists negatives such as "Can't fire missiles", "Never protects you", "Minds if you roam with other girls", and "Breaks up with you". The "Leopard 2 A7 Tank" side lists positives like "Can fire missiles", "Has a bulletproof outer shell", "Doesn't mind if you use other tanks", and "Virtually impossible to break."

urfavvirgo

A picture shows a man with a confused expression and his arms stretched out to the sides. Text above him says "Amy to Wade and Jake: 'Would you date me or die? <3'" Text below him says "guess I'll die".

urfavvirgo

A picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi looking confused with the text above him reading "amy: "you're just mad he chose me first" and the text below reading "[visible confusion]"

Advice

your choice

A woman is lying down and has many small doll-like figures on her face and body. The text overlayed on the image says, "When he takes too long to get the towel."

King bob

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel depicts a hand about to press a button on a control panel. The control panel has two red buttons. The button on the left says "stay at home with memes". The button on the right says "stay with memes". The second panel shows a man sweating profusely and wiping his brow with a white cloth. The meme implies the choice between staying home with memes or staying out and experiencing memes is a difficult one.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a three-panel comic. In the first panel, a red cloaked character with a gun says, "OH NO, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT. QUICK! SAY SOMETHING ONLY THE KNIGHT WOULD SAY!". The second panel shows two identical white characters with blue cloaks. The third panel shows the red cloaked character with the gun.

ur momy

me every time with something

A person with long brown hair and sunglasses is holding two cups with green liquid, trying to figure out which cup is less full. The text reads: "Trying to figure out which cup is less full to give it to your sibling".

emo

rate me honestly

The image asks: "Would I date you" and provides four answers with emojis: "YASSSS" with heart eyes and kissy face, "Maybe" with a slightly smiling face and two hearts, "Idk" with a neutral face, and "Not a chance" with a hand waving.

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