Your bitch has Covid-19.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! š¹
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Whatās the difference between a photocopier and the flu?
One makes facsimiles; the other makes sick families.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinsonās?
Shakespeare.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
