Disease jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.