Disease jokes
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.
It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
My mom told me to be positive...
I was heading to an HIV test.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.
What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?
The pose!
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What did the girl get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!