Disease jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*