Disease jokes

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

What's the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer doesn't leave.

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad did not beat cancer.

What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?

Nothing, they both stain.

I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.

I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."

Corona be like:

Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.

*snap*