Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.