Disease jokes
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle, except Cancer.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.