Disease jokes
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!