I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
I have it.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
