Disease jokes
Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?
A: AIDS.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Covid-19 or Rona
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.