Disease jokes
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Memes
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Man, cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already on stage 4.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.