Disease

Disease Jokes

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.