Disease jokes
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Memes
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My father didn’t beat cancer.
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
My aunt’s star sign is Cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab!