Disease

Disease jokes

Cancer

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

Cancer

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

Memes

Dyslexia

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

Cancer

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Cancer

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

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  • Beer

    A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."

    Diarrhea

    Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

    Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

    Mom

    I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

    Still waiting on an answer.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

    Covid

    What did COVID say to the American?

    Nothing, it just took its breath away...

    Patient

    How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

    To get to the other side.