Disease jokes
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.