Disease

Disease jokes

Cancer

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

Dyslexia

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

Memes

Cancer

What is a type of cancer that:

Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

Cancer

I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.

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  • Beer

    A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."

    Diarrhea

    Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

    Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

    Mom

    I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

    Still waiting on an answer.

    Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

    Covid

    What did COVID say to the American?

    Nothing, it just took its breath away...

    Patient

    How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

    To get to the other side.

    Moment

    That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

    Lump

    If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.

    If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.