Disease jokes
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Memes
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Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!