Disease jokes
How do you get a hippy pregnant?
Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the Covid-19 patients to stay positive.
lol again
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?
And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.
This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"
"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"