Disaster jokes
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Memes
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.