Disaster jokes
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world? Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.