Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, Pompeii 79 A.D.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
