What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
