Disaster jokes

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️