Disaster jokes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Memes
But wait.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
The twins are falling down.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!