Disaster jokes

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?

The lobsters in the kitchen.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

*Titanic was sinking.*

Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?

Captain: Two miles.

Passenger: Which way are we going?

Captain: Down.

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?

Her sister is a real Dess-ember!

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.