Disaster jokes
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"