Disaster jokes
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
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But wait.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
The twins are falling down.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥