Disaster jokes
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Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?