Disaster jokes

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!

(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!

(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!

(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?

Yeah, it went on and on.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

I give these jokes a 9/11.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

Who's the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims.

If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?

It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Your hairline caused the solar flare.