What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
