Disaster jokes
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.