Disaster

Disaster Jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Tower

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Orphanage

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Class

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

Twin Towers

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Titanic

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.