Disaster jokes
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Well shit
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.