Disaster jokes
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
Ummmm 67.
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.