Disaster jokes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.