Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
