Disaster jokes

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

Smash or pass?

"Smash," said the iceberg.

TItanic:...

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.