Disaster Jokes

C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"

Before: Caring & Noble

After: Chernobyl

What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank? The lobsters in the kitchen.

People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half

I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane

Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”

When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers

Your hairline caused the solar flare

Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

did you here about the cat jail break out? it was a cat-tastrophe.

What did the titanic?

I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map, it took me ages to finish it. But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground and it's done.