Disaster jokes

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?

A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.

Smash or pass?

"Smash," said the iceberg.

TItanic:...

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.

Article 4: the Titanic sank.

WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.