Disaster jokes
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Memes
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."