Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
