Disaster

Disaster Jokes

People

Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Airplane

I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.

The twin towers: No, it won't.

9/11

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

Plane

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.

Shooting

Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.

Captain

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

People

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

Titanic

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

Titanic

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!

Tower

What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.

Head

What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

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