Disaster jokes
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Memes
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.