You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London ?
All the exit signs were in English
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
