People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
if the captain of titanic was dumb he whould EAT THE ICEBERG
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
Roses are red my life is a disaster the children are fast but the combine is F A S T E R
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
You know how many people said "this ship will never sink"?
They jinxed it by saying "never sink"
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
what happens when a sink on the titanic overflows? it sinks it
What does the titanic sell most? icbreakers.
Why is the sinking of titanic different to sinking rapboat? Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
Why did the titanic and iceberg hate each other........... b/c titanic hit it
the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
