Disaster jokes
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
There was this boy. He had diarrhea, and he kept asking to go to the bathroom, but the teacher said no. Next thing you know, he pooped himself in front of the class.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
It was 9/10.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.