Disaster jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"
Other person: "We will be fine."
10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."
What do you call my brother in the water?
"Tsunami."
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.