Disaster jokes
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Memes
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.