Disaster jokes
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!