Disaster jokes
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.