Disaster jokes

When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?

They both went down.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

Don't tell a Titanic joke, or you'll sink to a whole new low.

The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?

Unfortunately, many soles were lost.

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.

Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.

Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"

Trump: "Screw the women and children!"

Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"