Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Disaster Jokes
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
