Disaster jokes

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!