Disaster jokes

What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?

"Here comes the airplane!"

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.