Disaster jokes
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic