Disaster jokes
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic