Disaster jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic