Disaster jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.

I beat up my twin friends with a plane.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What do you call a titan that can't swim?

TITANic

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.

What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?

Their ankles.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

A paraplegic after a house fire.

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.