Disaster jokes
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.