Disaster jokes
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Want to watch Titanic?
No, I'm not on board for it.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.