Disaster jokes
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.