Disaster jokes
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Memes
This is real, sorta
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
People: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Challenge accepted.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.