Disaster jokes
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....