Disaster jokes

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?