Disaster jokes

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Someone in the Twin Towers ordered two pizzas, plane?

Thank God I went on the tenth.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.

The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.