Disaster jokes

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.

Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?

Planes.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.