Disaster jokes
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?
Fall Guys.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because everyone played Simon Says!
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.