Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?
The 143rd floor.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
