Disaster jokes

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.

What is yellow and can’t swim?

A school bus full of children.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What do you call plane crash victims?

Down to earth people.

I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.

What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.

Q: Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.