Disaster jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"