Disaster jokes
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What did the Twin Towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza?
When the pizza man got there, all they got was plane.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.