Disaster jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.