Disaster jokes
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tornado." "Tornado who?" "Tornado going to suck yo house up."
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!