Disaster jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Here Comes the airplane
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"