Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Disaster Jokes
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
