Disaster jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Memes
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"