Disaster jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Memes
Here Comes the airplane
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama is so fat, she was the iceberg in Titanic.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!