Disaster jokes
What has 6 legs, 10 arms, and 3 heads?
The Boston marathon finish line.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
What do you call a hospital that's flooded with vegetable soup?
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
Memes
This won’t end well..
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
"Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!"
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.