Disaster jokes
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Memes
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."