Disaster jokes
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.