Disaster jokes
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Memes
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.