Disaster jokes
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.