Disaster jokes
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. π
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!π₯
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" ππ
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.