Disaster jokes
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.