Disaster jokes
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Memes
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.