Disaster jokes
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Memes
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.