Disaster jokes
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Hurricane Irma, it blows.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.