Disaster jokes
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.