Disability jokes
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.