Disability jokes
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀