Disability jokes
So, my girlfriend left me. I took her wheelchair, and she came back crawling.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.