I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
Disability Jokes
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair.
We started playing rocket league.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.
I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hair dryer.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
I pushed a disabled kid into a fire and called him "hot wheels."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
