Disability jokes
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Wife, I look fat, can you compliment me?
Blind husband says, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.