Disability jokes
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar, then a chair, then a table.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.