Disability jokes
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
Why did the disabled kid cross the road?
(Why?)
He can't.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.