Disability jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.

How do you kill Hellen Keller?

Take her on a walk off a cliff.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.

Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"

Helen Keller walked into a bar...

And into a table, and into a chair.

What did the blind kid get for his birthday?

I don't know, he still didn't look.