Disability jokes

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Som Ting Wong.

What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?

Lim Ping.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.

I pushed a man in a wheelchair into a fire. Now we call him "hot wheels."

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.

She can't see the obvious.

How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?

Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."