Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
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Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why cant you here a ptaradactal pee because the p is silent
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
A customer asked me to look at their hairline,I time travelled back to the dinosaurs
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Why can`t dinosaurs clap? because they're dead!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
