Dinosaur jokes
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.