Dinosaur jokes
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
dinosous
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!