Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
What do u call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick Sucks-alota-cocka sorass
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.