Dinosaur

Dinosaur jokes

Fight

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

Pterodactyl

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Pterodactyl

(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.

Animal

Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!

Road

Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?

'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.

T Rex

Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

Because it's dead.

Rock

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

Dino Snore

1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed!

4. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield!

5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Time

Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.

Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Rhyme

I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

Welcome for the rhyme.