Dinosaur jokes
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!