Paleontology jokes
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A: Lickalotofpuss.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!