Paleontology jokes
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
Why can't you hear a dinosaur clap? They're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.