What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Cause they're dead