Paleontology jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.