Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he is DEAD.
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
