Prehistoric jokes
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.