Prehistoric

Prehistoric Jokes

Dinosaur

Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.

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  • Dinosaur

    What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

    Look at that dino-sour!

    Pterodactyl

    The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

    When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.