Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
What do u call a blind dinosaur? *do-u-think-he-saur-us*
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he is DEAD.
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What do Cavemen Poop in? A NEANDER STALL
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart.
A blast from the past
