Prehistoric jokes
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.