Prehistoric jokes
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.