Dinosaur jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
What do you call a dinosaur that canβt eat?
Anarexic.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.