Dinosaur jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
What do you call a dinosaur that canβt eat?
Anarexic.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.