Dinosaur jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What do you call a dinosaur that canβt eat?
Anarexic.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.