Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? triceratops, they were the horniest
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
Your momma so dumb she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked
Dinosaur killing with a 2x4 no more purple dinosaur
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs
Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from lilo and stitch
Ohh my god its a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin noseeee!!!!
What do u call a dinosaur that can’t eat
Anarexic
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss
Dinosaurs be like:
.......My friends are dead, like bruhhh
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