Dinosaur jokes
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.