A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lick-a-lotta-puss.
