Dinosaur jokes
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
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It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
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Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.