Dinosaur jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.