Dinosaur jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!