Dinosaur jokes
Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that can’t eat?
Anarexic.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
65,000,000 BC
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.