What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
Why can’t dinosaurs clap! Because they’re dead.
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs
why cant you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? because the "p" is silent
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? Because their dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
What did the cave man say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that Dino-sour!
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.