Dinosaur jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
My girlfriend and I:
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.