Dinosaur jokes
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!
65,000,000 BC
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.