What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss!!
the pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed. when I was in the shower, i couldn't hear it. Why? because the "p" is silent
If chickens make chicken nuggies does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?!
CONSPIRACY!!!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever bc is obscene or offensive, it’s just a bad joke) Why can’t u hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because their dead
What do you call a lesbian dinosour? Lick-alot-a-pus
What should you use to battle a T-Rex? A dino-sword.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Why cant you here a ptaradactal pee because the p is silent
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline,I time travelled back to the dinosaurs
Why cant the T-rex clap? Because their extinct
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
