Extinction jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
65,000,000 BC
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Q: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
A: Because they're dead.
The joke about is stupid.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.