Extinction jokes
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 馃槶馃槶
Why can鈥檛 dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.
I wish I was a dinosaur because all of them are dead.
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because it's extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
Why can鈥檛 the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.