The 30+ Best Extinction Jokes

Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinct😭😭

Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!

Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because there dead.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.

i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because it's extinct.

Why Cant Dinosaurs Clap? Cause They are Dead

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.

duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

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If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me....