Extinction jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.
65,000,000 BC
Me: The last time I used Duolingo was when the dinosaurs went extinct.
Duolingo: Lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
Because they're dead :/
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
The joke about is stupid.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
Because they are all dead.