My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby?
I don't have a girlfriend.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
