Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu?
For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a child?
The washing machine doesn't cry when you put a load in it.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender.