What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
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whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
what's the difference between Nemo and my dad? Nemo was eventually found.
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What’s the difference between black matter and black lives matters
Black matter leaves a impact
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What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert??
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch
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What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? "im still standing, yeah yeah yeah" (from elton john)
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid? One of them won’t clean the oven
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
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