Difference jokes
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.