Difference jokes
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Memes
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.