What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke? Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Whats the difference between my car and a school bus. A school bus takes them back home
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
your mom
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
whats the diffret between a smart blond and a dinosaurs
the dinosaur once exsested
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes, and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
What's the difference between my wife and a battery? I can't use a battery when it dies.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
