What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
