Difference jokes

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

What's the difference between sex and mental illness?

Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

How is slavery different from Pokémon?

The types you can have.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

I don't bowl.

What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

You can't run over a yellow line.

What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.

What’s the difference between women and cars?

At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.

What’s the difference between chocolate and people?

You can’t buy people nowadays.

What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?

A unicycle can only take one person at a time.