a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery

boss: “we have to let you go.”

surgeon: “I protest innocence.”

boss: “how?”

surgeon: “I thought to do your job and saving people’s lives were two different things.”

boss: “get out”

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage!

What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray

What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school

What’s the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don’t have a million dollars laying around my house.

whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.

What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid, jimmy is fat

What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey

What’s the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? – You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby’s and a red Ferrari? I don’t have the Ferrari.

What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.

One stops sucking when you smack it.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a pencil? One of them has a POINT:)

What is the difference between onions and babies? I cry when I cut onions.

whats the difference between paul walker and a computer? i give a fuck if my computer crashes

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot? Bigfoot is real

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

What’s the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don’t have a car in my garage.