Difference jokes
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a prostitute?
The look they give you while you’re nailing them.