Difference

Difference jokes

Dad

What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?

Nemo was eventually found.

Maid

What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?

One of them won’t clean the oven.

Thief

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

Child

What's the difference between a child and a book?

One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.

Crime

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

Memes

Priest

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Bowling Ball

What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?

I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!

Man

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

Kamikaze

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none, they both go up in flames.

Dinosaur

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

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  • Feminist

    What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

    The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.

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  • Basement

    what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?

    I don't bowl.

    Line

    What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?

    You can't run over a yellow line.

    Friend

    Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.