What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
Difference Jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby?
You can't run over a yellow line.
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
