Difference jokes
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What is the difference between a wheelchair and a walker?
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What’s the difference between an Indian and Jewish person?
An Indian person is burnt after death.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.