Difference jokes
There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them retained their value after getting wrecked.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A Democrat will keep screwing you when you run out of money.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil? One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.