Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

What’s the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers

What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?

Only one of them is scared.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation

What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don’t cry when you chop a whore

What is the difference between a Flat tire bicycle and a Woman, answer, You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride on it, while a woman you need to ride on her and pump.

what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey

Whats the difference between a baby and a pizza? One dose not crow when you put it in an oven

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?

About 5000 calories

What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?

You can’t abuse a aligator

What is the difference between a Chick pea and a Garbanzo bean? I’ve never had a Garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.

Q: What’s the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn’t turned on by dead children.

What is the difference between Sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed

Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

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