What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don’t jizz on a apple before eating it
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between a gay and a freezer? – The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
What’s the difference between a aligator and a child?
You can’t abuse a aligator
whats the difference between cancer and me
my dad didn’t beat cancer…whelp i guess i stole that one
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest? You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid’s until he’s 13 years old.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid
What’s the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.
What does a phone and a grandma have incomen. They both die What’s the difference between them. If you shove something up your grandmas ass she wont come back to life
What’s the difference between a penis and a gun?
A child doesn’t cry when a gun does off in its mouth
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.
What’s the difference between hooker and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
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