Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

what’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks

What’s the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.

What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout? I don’t know, I just fly the drone

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What’s the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don’t set the skeleton on fire.

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight

What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute only has one crack, and has to can wash it and sell it again.

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha

Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.

Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do