Whats the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls
What is the difference between tuna a piano and glue? you can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna. (the person you ask should say what about the glue) response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
What's the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
you know the difference between me and a zebra? me neither
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut
Babies are healthier