Difference jokes
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One to trust and the other to thrust.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
What is the difference between me and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...