Difference jokes
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly, the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday. You know, Dad has a big belly, and that's why Mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." The little boy says, "But Mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and she blows his belly up again!"
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."
"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."
"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."
"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."
"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."
"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What's the difference between me and a bus?
I'm not on fire...
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper?
A girl actually dates the paper.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
What does a phone and a grandma have in common? They both die.
What's the difference between them? If you shove something up your grandma's ass, she won't come back to life.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.