whats the differences between a t rex and your sister i can’t stick my dick in a dinosaur

Whats the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar?? One stops sucking when u smack it

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

What’s the difference between my dad and my step dad? My step dad beat my ass before he left

Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

whats the difference between a cat and a bannana, its hard to peel a cat

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

What is different about priests and acne.

Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can’t peanut butter my dick up your ass

There is thin line between death and life !! You won’t live to see it …

The Cardiogram will !!

What’s the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby

I don’t have a girlfriend

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby’s and a red Ferrari? I don’t have the Ferrari.

What’s the difference between a masquito and a blonde girl.

One stops sucking when you smack it.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtan… So your the one !

What’s the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion ?

One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.