What is the difference between me and a knife?

The knife has a point.

What’s the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

What’s the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? – For one you get tweetment, for the other you get oinkment.

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock? A rock can break a glass celing.

What’s the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?

Baby Jesus died a virgin

Whats the difference between NASA and religion

NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers

whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don’t moan when i put my meat in

What’s the difference between a baby and a mansion? I’ve never seen the inside of a mansion

Theirs a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking. At least Stephen Hawking does something.

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

What’s the difference between $1 Million and Baby Teeth? I don’t have $1 Million in my wallet.

what is the difference between the rook and the bishop the rook goes straight while the bishop fucks the kids

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

[Chorus:] Hey, now, you’re an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

It’s a cool place and they say it gets colder You’re bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim My world’s on fire. How about yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored.

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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn’t make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see So what’s wrong with taking the back streets? You’ll never know if you don’t go You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

[Chorus]

And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

what is the difference between a apple and a orphan? a apple gets picked.

What is the difference between a baby and a baked potato 140 calories

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree