Difference jokes
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Memes
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.