Difference Jokes

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Suck dick.

What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?

My stepdad beat my ass before he left.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.

Quora asking the real questions.

A screenshot of a list of related questions on Quora about the KKK (Ku Klux Klan) and other groups or figures such as the IRA, white supremacists, Donald Trump, the Knights of Columbus, Asians, Satanists, and Native Americans.

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.

What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?

One stays quiet forever...

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack was surprised to see she had different eyes, and that’s when he realized... Jack had fucked Jill’s daughter.