What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
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Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
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whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
What is the difference between a orphan and a blind kid
They both can’t see there parents😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
what's the difference between yes and no... nothing
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
