What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again
Whats the difference between your mum and the twin towers i would smash the twin towers
What this the difference between the twin towers and Elton John Elton John is still standing
What is the difference between me and a fire
Its hot
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.
What's the difference between herpes and my dad?...
Herpes stays around
what's the difference between a screw and a hooker you cant unscrew the hooker
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
Whats the diffrence between an apple and emos? They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What's the difference between a orphan and spider man ?
There's no way home
Whats the diffrence between me and a hairdresser. We both cut too much
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
