Difference jokes
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when you're nailing them.
An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What is the difference between giving money to a prostitute and giving money to a church? You don't get something in return if you give money to a church.